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I scream.

A simple thought for today. The only thing worse than the government shutdown is finding ice in my ice cream. Huge letdown. HUGE. Ice cream is my husband’s and my nearly-nightly treat of choice. When it comes to scooping out … Continue reading

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A followup to Friday’s post. Be ascared. Be very ascared.

So, to follow up on Friday’s post, my almost-21-month-old Kellan did in fact wake up in the middle of the night that very night. GASP. Except it wasn’t Satie’s (short for Satan, we’re buds) raspy voice soaking into the monitor. Instead, it was … Continue reading

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Satan’s got my number.

Hi again, stranger. Here we are again after a two-month hiatus. Tisk tisk. Well, I’ve recently been told, nudged, NAGGED that I need to get back on the blogging wagon. I won’t name any names but you know who you … Continue reading

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I need mental floss.

I’m a little OCD. I was recently working on a writing project for a client where I had to perform some phone interviews. But before I could call any of my interviewees, I had to brush my teeth. And floss. … Continue reading

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Go PP! Feel the relief.

Oh hey. It’s been a while. I’m raring to go as a direct result. Side-ish note: Totally thought it was spelled “rearing” as in “rearing to go” all my life. Until just now. Just googled it to be sure and … Continue reading

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Call an exterminator. For my face.

I read somewhere that this is going to be a horrible summer for ants. (I think they say this every year. Who are they and what do they know? Seriously?) So, sure, you might have them aggresively line dancing around … Continue reading

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Back at it.

GASP! It has been 20 days since my last post! I am clearly slacking on my selfie-blogging duties! Oh the shame. Let me fill you in. Provide an excuse. Offer you my apologies. Beg for your forgiveness. Bake you a … Continue reading

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Put your shirt on, old man.

Just a brief thought today. That’s all I have time for these days anyway. Kellan downgraded to one nap a day in the last week and this has shut my workday (blog) right down. Right down to China Town. Such … Continue reading

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WE are those Walmart People.

Yep, we’re the Walmart People you see ridiculous photos of online and such. That’s us. Let’s set the scene. Picture Kellan and me shuffling through the automatic doors of Walmart looking like the following: Covered in sidewalk chalk. I had sidewalk … Continue reading

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An apple a day doesn’t do $#!+.

As the old adage goes, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Well, not for babies who have checkups scheduled for what seems like every other day for the first two years of their lives. Can we just set … Continue reading

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