Monthly Archives: October 2013

Nellcro (never) saves the day!

Do you ever feel like a magnet for insane people? As you know from my other posts, I often do. Maybe they see some of themselves in me. Frightening thought. Anyway. Yesterday I was out running errands (searching high and … Continue reading

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Stumped you!

14 bloody stumps. In the name of the best holiday ever (Halloween) and in an effort to reel in some new writing projects, I sent a plastic, bloody, severed foot to a bunch of local advertising agencies with whom I … Continue reading

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Pinch me. I’m flopping.

I often dream that I’m superwoman. Sounds awesome, right? Soaring high overhead like some majestic bird? It’s not. Instead of coasting in the clouds, this superwoman is skimming the ground with her belly, like a human skateboard. I inhale dirt … Continue reading

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I scream.

A simple thought for today. The only thing worse than the government shutdown is finding ice in my ice cream. Huge letdown. HUGE. Ice cream is my husband’s and my nearly-nightly treat of choice. When it comes to scooping out … Continue reading

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A followup to Friday’s post. Be ascared. Be very ascared.

So, to follow up on Friday’s post, my almost-21-month-old Kellan did in fact wake up in the middle of the night that very night. GASP. Except it wasn’t Satie’s (short for Satan, we’re buds) raspy voice soaking into the monitor. Instead, it was … Continue reading

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Satan’s got my number.

Hi again, stranger. Here we are again after a two-month hiatus. Tisk tisk. Well, I’ve recently been told, nudged, NAGGED that I need to get back on the blogging wagon. I won’t name any names but you know who you … Continue reading

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