Monthly Archives: May 2013

Call an exterminator. For my face.

I read somewhere that this is going to be a horrible summer for ants. (I think they say this every year. Who are they and what do they know? Seriously?) So, sure, you might have them aggresively line dancing around … Continue reading

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Back at it.

GASP! It has been 20 days since my last post! I am clearly slacking on my selfie-blogging duties! Oh the shame. Let me fill you in. Provide an excuse. Offer you my apologies. Beg for your forgiveness. Bake you a … Continue reading

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Put your shirt on, old man.

Just a brief thought today. That’s all I have time for these days anyway. Kellan downgraded to one nap a day in the last week and this has shut my workday (blog) right down. Right down to China Town. Such … Continue reading

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WE are those Walmart People.

Yep, we’re the Walmart People you see ridiculous photos of online and such. That’s us. Let’s set the scene. Picture Kellan and me shuffling through the automatic doors of Walmart looking like the following: Covered in sidewalk chalk. I had sidewalk … Continue reading

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