Monthly Archives: May 2013

Call an exterminator. For my face.

I read somewhere that this is going to be a horrible summer for ants. (I think they say this every year. Who are they and what do they know? Seriously?) So, sure, you might have them aggresively line dancing around … Continue reading

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Back at it.

GASP! It has been 20 days since my last post! I am clearly slacking on my selfie-blogging duties! Oh the shame. Let me fill you in. Provide an excuse. Offer you my apologies. Beg for your forgiveness. Bake you a … Continue reading

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Put your shirt on, old man.

Just a brief thought today. That’s all I have time for these days anyway. Kellan downgraded to one nap a day in the last week and this has shut my workday (blog) right down. Right down to China Town. Such … Continue reading

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WE are those Walmart People.

Yep, we’re the Walmart People you see ridiculous photos of online and such. That’s us. Let’s set the scene.¬†Picture Kellan and me shuffling through the automatic doors of Walmart looking like the following: Covered in sidewalk chalk. I had sidewalk … Continue reading

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