As a mom, personal hygiene goes out the window.
There’s not enough time, that’s all there is to it.
My most recent example of this?
My big toe toenail is so long Kellan tripped on it the other day and started crying.
I’m not even exaggerating on this one. That’s how it all went down. Or how he went down, at least. Not my proudest Mommy Moment.
Poor kid is just learning to walk. He didn’t stand a chance against that thing. And yes, those are indeed feathers you see there on his hand. He has feathers for fingers. It’s a rare condition he was born with. The doctors say it could be from eating too much poultry while he was in utero.
Once you become a mommie there are many, many days when you don’t even make it out of your Jammie’s much less brush your hair or teeth. How do these little people take over the way they do?