Monthly Archives: March 2013

When she rains, she pours.

It’s happening. My life is getting hectic. In a good way. A REALLY good way. I’m not entirely sure why I thought staying home with my whirling dervish son, working from here, would make it less chaotic. The days scoot … Continue reading

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It’s allliiiiive! Our beautiful brainchild is born!

TWO BRUNETTES DESIGN CO. IS OFFICIALLY IN BUSINESS! Wherever you are at this very moment: Please shout the sentence above in caps. Unless you’re reading this in a library or a public bathroom stall. Ahh, what the heck, shout it … Continue reading

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I NEED THIS NAP.

My toddler still takes two naps a day. Thank Pete. (Who is Pete, by the way, and how did he become a substitute for God? Must’ve had an amazing resume to fill in for the Almighty Him. Or Her. I’m not delving … Continue reading

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I can relate to Spongebob Squarepants and the table you use for family gatherings.

This post is not for the faint of heart [stomach] or those with an active imagination. You’ll want to turn them all off before reading this. I came to the realization today that ever since having a baby, my body … Continue reading

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My son, the artist.

My one-year-old’s newest obsession? Painting. Before you lean in and scrunch your face up and gush, oh that’s sooo cuuuute, let me explain something. He paints with his thick, the-molars-are-coming saliva. And his paintbrush? A small, pointy, plastic carrot from his kitchen … Continue reading

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Smelly Moe-ments.

This may upset some of you. The quote unquote animal lovers. Here goes. I don’t think dogs are man’s best friend. *cringe face, awaiting how-could-you?!?-slap Here’s why. None of my best friends would ever make me chase them out into … Continue reading

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Terrible things.

I’m not in the mood to be funny today. I feel depressed. Deeply saddened. Shocked at what this world is coming to. It’s getting so bad “out there” that terrible things are starting to happen “in here” now, in our … Continue reading

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