Monthly Archives: March 2013

When she rains, she pours.

It’s happening. My life is getting hectic. In a good way. A REALLY good way. I’m not entirely sure why I thought staying home with my whirling dervish son, working from here, would make it less chaotic. The days scoot … Continue reading

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It’s allliiiiive! Our beautiful brainchild is born!

TWO BRUNETTES DESIGN CO. IS OFFICIALLY IN BUSINESS! Wherever you are at this very moment: Please shout the sentence above in caps. Unless you’re reading this in a library or a public bathroom stall. Ahh, what the heck, shout it … Continue reading

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I NEED THIS NAP.

My toddler still takes two naps a day. Thank Pete. (Who is Pete, by the way, and how did he become a substitute for God? Must’ve had an amazing resume to fill in for the Almighty Him. Or Her. I’m not delving … Continue reading

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I can relate to Spongebob Squarepants and the table you use for family gatherings.

This post is not for the faint of heart [stomach] or those with an active imagination. You’ll want to turn them all off before reading this. I came to the realization today that ever since having a baby, my body … Continue reading

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My son, the artist.

My one-year-old’s newest obsession? Painting. Before you lean in and scrunch your face up and gush, oh that’s sooo cuuuute, let me explain something. He paints with his thick, the-molars-are-coming saliva. And his paintbrush? A small, pointy, plastic carrot from his kitchen … Continue reading

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Smelly Moe-ments.

This may upset some of you. The quote unquote animal lovers. Here goes. I don’t think dogs are man’s best friend. *cringe face, awaiting how-could-you?!?-slap Here’s why. None of my best friends would ever make me chase them out into … Continue reading

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Terrible things.

I’m not in the mood to be funny today. I feel depressed. Deeply saddened. Shocked at what this world is coming to. It’s getting so bad “out there” that terrible things are starting to happen “in here” now, in our … Continue reading

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The villagers are armed with their pitchforks.

Welp. I’ve really done it this time. The conservatives are in an uproar. My mention of a “List of Conquests” in my last post has everyone up in arms. And I mean everyone. Even the new Pope is PISSED. Seriously … Continue reading

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Your love. Your love. Your love. Is my drug.

Annnd thank you, Kesha, for today’s blog post title. I don’t know if it’s like this in other “professions” (using this word, “professions”, suuuper loosely. While I have Blogged For Business before, this is not exactly a professional blog… yet. … Continue reading

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Sleeping [un]Beauty[ously].

Some people believe in the phrase, “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” I, myself, sleep like I’m dead. On any given night, you’ll catch me snoozing on my back. Legs straight down, heels touching, toes pointed up towards the ceiling (the … Continue reading

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